THE AMERICAN PIE

On the internet, there is too much stuff about the I.Q level of Americans. Most of it is just ridiculous and fake, developed with an ill-will by the jealous prides only. They are only those who can not compete with the United States of America in any field.

The history it self is a witness for the rise of America and its people. All that the Americans have now, is not achieved easily. There is blood, courage, hard work, great minds, wit and especially the will to success. From centuries Americans worked day and night for the betterment of themselves and for their country. But it is not all, when ever there is a problem in any part of the World; the Americans are the first one to respond to help the deprived and rejected people. The world’s security relies on the United States of America. So much has been done by the Americans that no single article can cover it. We must say to the Americans, “Thank you”. Thanks for everything America and Americans.

Despite all the efforts made by the United States and its people to make this world better and prosperous, it’s painful when these jokers and jugglers try to malice the Americans. People who themselves do not even know that what I.Q is, made comments on the I.Q of Americans. Most of these inanes say that the average I.Q of Americans is very less than it should be, so the Americans must have been dumb! It’s hilarious. Isn’t it?

We should pity them all. I decided to settle this once and for all. I am going to ask a question of intelligence, which I am sure, can not be answered by any of these useless craps. This will be answered only by the Americans, which will then forebear all the controversies against the might and power of the Americans. All the propaganda should then be halt, especially by Muslims.

The Americans will show everyone that why they are on the top of the world. Why they have the rights to be a watchdog over the entire world. The answering of that one simple question, should remove all the hatred from the hearts of wrongdoers, especially Muslims.

That’s it. Now there is the question…. Go Americans go!

Where are now the WMDs which were recovered from Iraq in 2003?

Oh well! It’s legal. I must be a little clearer.

The WMDs recovered from Iraq by Americans are now at which American state?

Oh! I am sorry, obviously they are too hazardous to be taken to the American lands, and they must be at some military base near Afghanistan… or Iraq…. Or….. hmm??

No, No, No. Please don’t give up now. You can do it. You are always close to the answer.

Keep trying….

Yeah. You are right. WMDs are dangerous, so they must be kept in tight security. (Obviously not in America)

So don’t you think Guantanamo Bay? It’s just a hint.

Americans! You people are true genius. I was kidding. Obviously WMDs can’t be placed near to those ill-natured, ill-mannered and criminal minded dirty terrorists.

Leave it, leave it……

Got some thing……. Still not…….. Come on …….

Don’t embarrass America the great.

Oh! I am daft.

I should have asked it more simply. Let me do this now.

Were their any WMDs in Iraq back in 2003?

Don’t play with me….. Come up with your answer now…..

That’s enough now….. Tell the world the answer…

Show them your greatness and be triumph. Come on…

Give it to them……

Now you got it!

You must have known it better than even the Iraqis themselves.

But anyways; you, the Americans must not answer these sorts of questions. You are not bound to do that. Once you give answer to such a question, it will run a series of such stupid and baseless questions. Then the Americans have to answer many a things which will exacerbate an unseen fear.

E.Q.